Just typing as he talks:
“I know how to get rid of arther-itis” (arthritis)
“Oh?” I’m acting interested as I type.
“I got a book that tells me how to do anything. (Laughs a sort of an- I know more than you do sort of laugh)
Somebody sent a letter in the mail and it tells me all the remedies on all kinds of stuff, so is sent it back and bought the book. I find it quite interesting.
You put raisins in a bowl, cover it with gin, let the gin evaporate into the raisins then eat 9 a day.” Chuckles a bit, “Maybe they figure the gin makes you forget the pain.”
“Probably.” I’m still typing.
“ I get all kinds of email from that Rand Paul. I don’t get none from Trump or that gal. They all send shit.
I’d like to get the stock market on my phone. I got google, but I don’t know how to….” Just got distracted on his phone and he’s whispering something while reading.
Still playing with his phone.
“They’re also plugging vinegar too, they say that vinegar helps everything. I been hearing that for years. I guess they sell a lot of vinegar.”
It’s probably some sort of vinegar conspiracy I’ll hear more about later. They may be in cahoots with the HVAC repair man, or GOD FORBID the weathermen.